plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh
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 # LOL!!1
 # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
 
 alias wtf='dmesg'
 alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
 alias rtfm='man'
 
 alias visible='echo'
 alias invisible='cat'
 alias moar='more'
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 alias tldr='less'
 alias alwayz='tail -f'
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 alias icanhas='mkdir'
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 alias gimmeh='touch'
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 alias donotwant='rm'
 alias dowant='cp'
 alias gtfo='mv'
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 alias nowai='chmod'
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 alias hai='cd'
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 alias iz='ls'
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 alias plz='pwd'
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 alias ihasbucket='df -h'
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 alias inur='locate'
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 alias iminurbase='finger'
 
 alias btw='nice'
 alias obtw='nohup'
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 alias nomz='ps -aux'
 alias nomnom='killall'
 
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 alias byes='exit'
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 alias cya='reboot'
 alias kthxbai='halt'